Who needs airbags when some good-ol’ implants can do the trick? At least that’s what Sheyla Hershey learned first hand after crashing her (what looks to be 2005) Ford Mustang.
According to the New York Post, the Brazilian-born Texas ta-ta titan crashed her pony car on Super Bowl Sunday. She walked away without a scratch — something she attributes to her 38KKK breasts.
“My implants saved my life, my breasts are very sore and I have some scratches on them but I know I would have been badly hurt without them because they are very close to the steering wheel,” she said.
Hershey was not wearing a seatbelt (we wonder why) and was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, even though she denies the charges:
“I told them I hadn’t been drinking.” In her defense, Hershey added that she doesn’t drink at all, and “passed the Breathalyzer test.” She was, however, hauled in front of a Montgomery County judge who set bail at $1,800.
Back in November of 2010, the 32-year-old received a life-threatening infection related to the previous set of breast implants and ended up having them removed. She then got her bosom “reinflated” to the current size of 38KKK in an operation dating November 2011, thereby being lucky that the accident didn’t take place four months earlier.
The Motrolix Take
Hey, accidents aren’t fun and can be disastrous to one’s health (and life). But the same could be said of a seatbelt… so our suggestion for Mrs. Hershey would be to first put on her seatbelt (as required by law) instead of laying blame, however sublime, on her vehicle of choice.
Now for some trivia: what else can double as an airbag?