San Francisco is known as the most colorful city in the U.S. and has been that way since the gold rush of 1849. You’d think Tesla would be the kind of vehicle that is embraced by the denizens of the city by the bay, but apparently there’s a fringe set hell-bent on dissuading anyone from driving them.
Seen on Ryan Block’s Twitter feed, here’s a few of the gems:
- Lithium ion batteries blow up if they get wet or bumped…
- By driving a Tesla, you are involved in organized crime…
- Tesla has multiple lawsuits currently filed against it for multiple deaths of bystanders, fraud, lemon law violations, and stock fraud…
- Google, the world’s largest surveillance company, is a silent partner in Tesla…
- Psychographic, demographic, and marketing studies have been published showing that Tesla drivers have a higher-than-average inclination towards drugs, strange sexual behavior, and risk…
- Tesla seat vibration causes Anal Itching [sic]…
If you drive a Tesla, Motrolix suggests you find another form of transportation so the itching stops.
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